Observation Report:
██/25/██ - Massive low frequency bass disturbance has been detected ██ ███ on ████████████ ████████████ ████ ████████████ ████████ ████. All available agents have been dispatched to ███████, GA for source triangulation and immediate analysis. Wide band frequency towers have been retrofitted throughout metropolitan centers in order to facilitate observations.
Field Agent recruitment efforts following "The Incident" have not yielded a significant number of quality candidates. Shoddy and sub-par observational reports have been sparsely turned in, if not at all. ████ ██ ███████ have not ███ ██████ or motivated improvement. ████ ██ ███████ ████ █████ ██ █████ whilst █████ and Agent ████ have been diverted to ██████, pending further disciplinary review. This "████ Bootcamp" was, unfortunately not as advertised, but instead resulted in an overabundance of ████ ██████. Observation is scheduled to be constant and ongoing for the forseeable future while ████████ and ██████ have ██████.