The business operations of ██████ came to an abrupt halt on the date of ██████, when a lunchtime sewing circle became the focus of a Class 4 quantum event. MA419, a set of knitting needles and yarn, when used compels the holder to try to complete a scarf in the configuration of a mobius strip.
The limits of Euclidean space prevent the completed object from existing in our reality, and thus trap all participants of the sewing circle in a state of quantum superposition, at once with a completed ███ dimensional object, and simultaneously with an impossible task. The event only entangles, while observers experience time loss and confusion, returning in a fugue state.
MA419 is stored on level ███ of DOMA’s ███-███ containment facility, where testing is conducted by trained needle-workers.
Description:
The incident occurred on ██████, with DOMA agent ██████ - ██████ on assignment to observe MA419. The following is a chronological report of the events preceding:
At 11h49, agent ██████ left their post early to take a brief constitutional prior to their designated lunch break.
At 11h55, security cameras on level ███ registered the arrival of an elderly woman, purporting to deliver lunch to their grandchild. Security staff reported no memory of the arrival or admittance of this individual.
At 12h01 - the following audio was recorded from MA419’s containment cell.
At 12h08, agent ██████ returned to their post to find a completed scarf in place of MA419, and a lunchbox with a note “xoxo granny” left at their station.
The arrival and departure of “granny” is recorded on all visual systems within the DOMA containment facility, appearing to simply walk in and walk out without any interference by staff. No staff recall seeing her, or interacting with her. In debriefing, agent ██████ is on record as having never met their grandparents.
MA419 has been redesignated MA2419a and MA2419b - a set of knitting needles, and a completed mobius strip of knitted yarn.
Addendum:
At 12h01 simultaneously at the time of the incident, TORUS observation equipment registered a resonance cascade in observation block ESP-██████. Harmonic dissonance mirroring the audio emitting from MA419’s containment cell was measured for a matching time interval.
Further study of these opposing harmonies has been ordered.
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